A dyslexic person could potentially mistaken “gingerbread” for “gingerbeard.”
Trying to convince me a bagel is good b/c “it’s better the ones in the dining hall!” immediately lessens your argument, #imfromNY
RT @thechrisarmy: i bet Lindsay Lohan went straight home and put that judge in the burn book
RT @markleggett: If someone helps me, I’ll call them a “lifesaver”, because I’m imagining them being really sweet with a big hole.
RT @IamfunnyAf: A Girl in China lost her Virginity at the age of 13, She was called “Sum Yung Ho”
RT @thesulk: “Are you from Cincinnati?” “No. Bosboston.”
#nowwatching Death Valley
I know a place were here grass is really veneer
RT @sucittaM: I feel like a million bucks! Well, maybe just one buck. I feel like a deer. I’m drunk, touch my skin please.
“dude of course I staykedjee, she was polishs. You knows rm and polish girls”
OMG WHY ARE YOU CLIPPING YOUR NAILS ON A TRAIN LOL
“A condom is the glass slipper of our generation” #FightClub @caramcglew @carolynmullen @jessfalkenstein
Creating a remix called Waking Up In Philly. It’s going to be sad bc I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow, and that’s sad. #youtherefriday?
Want to follow someone, but she has 14,000 followers, even. How can I be that bitch to change it. I can’t.
“Where’s My Water?” iPhone game is so addicting. Holy moly.