October 2011
23 posts
A dyslexic person could potentially mistaken “gingerbread” for “gingerbeard.”
Trying to convince me a bagel is good b/c “it’s better the ones in the dining hall!” immediately lessens your argument, #imfromNY
RT @thechrisarmy: i bet Lindsay Lohan went straight home and put that judge in the burn book
RT @markleggett: If someone helps me, I’ll call them a “lifesaver”, because I’m imagining them being really sweet with a big hole.
RT @IamfunnyAf: A Girl in China lost her Virginity at the age of 13, She was called “Sum Yung Ho”
RT @thesulk: “Are you from Cincinnati?” “No. Bosboston.”
#nowwatching Death Valley
I know a place were here grass is really veneer
RT @sucittaM: I feel like a million bucks! Well, maybe just one buck. I feel like a deer. I’m drunk, touch my skin please.
“dude of course I staykedjee, she was polishs. You knows rm and polish girls”
OMG WHY ARE YOU CLIPPING YOUR NAILS ON A TRAIN LOL
“A condom is the glass slipper of our generation” #FightClub @caramcglew @carolynmullen @jessfalkenstein
Creating a remix called Waking Up In Philly. It’s going to be sad bc I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow, and that’s sad. #youtherefriday?
Want to follow someone, but she has 14,000 followers, even. How can I be that bitch to change it. I can’t.
“Where’s My Water?” iPhone game is so addicting. Holy moly.
Floor above: you totally agreed to a social contract in which you don’t transform into carpenters every morning at 2. LAY OFF THE HAMMERS
But she doesn’t like EWOKS! #himym
South Jersey for the weekend. Passed a Wall Street. Needless to say, ‘twas a little different than the one my kind knows and loves. #imissNY
There is so much sexual tension in the number 619.
Hey kiddies, plz stop wearing sunglasses into class. You might as well just hang an empty beer bottle around your neck. n00bs.
RT @kevingchristy: You had me at being attractive to look at.
Why are clogs the new fashion trend at Parkway West HS. Lion to the rescue.
#nowwhistling The Brady Bunch theme song
May 2011
3 posts
I gave my mom a $10 Farmville gift card. Sad thing is, when I went to talk to her 1 hour later, the pin code was already scratched off.
Idina Menzel at C.W. Post graduation. So fab
Lil Jon and Meat Loaf were not up for elimination on Celeb Apprentice, but I still have utter respect for Obama. Enjoy hell, Osama.
April 2011
9 posts
Watching #RoyalWedding in Lit. #classiness
Happy 226th birthday, John James Audubon
Arm & Hammer named its kitty litter “Double Duty.” Lol
RT @theferocity: The sound penguins make when tickled is… ungodly. Seriously. http://youtu.be/4K3MXY5ITxQ
Yeah @thenyrangers! Awesome win today. Playoffs whadddap!
Lolol Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton #saturdaynightlive
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
January 2011
12 posts
No Strings Attached was just what I wanted to see: a mindless comedy.
#musicmonday Opinions Versus The Sun - Stars
I love when I get confirmation emails to confirm that I unsubscribed from emails. Makes so much sense
Since I really like my iPad, it’s time to name him. “Jimmy” is speaking to me, but I feel like it doesn’t do him justice. Maybe James.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-12-20/the-20-best-worst-movie-taglines-of-2010/
RT @thechrisarmy: “Press any key to abort.” Really blackberry, it’s that simple? My niece will be thrilled. She hates clinics
Oh, no big deal http://yfrog.com/gyrjowj
#2011rules no rulesSsSssS!
RT @jason_mraz: On a walk when me lady pops into a store to have a look, I hang with my other friends: My “Words with” Friends. Oh how f …
Just saw Jersey Shore’s Ronnie on a weight loss commercial…?
Look at ma French toast. I realize I’m behind in the normal meal schedule http://yfrog.com/h7rmrcj
RT @thechrisarmy: it’s the new year, everything you want to happen totally will. ps, no it won’t pps xo love you.
Really regret not buying @passionpit tickets for tonight. It’s a solid 400 times better than anything I’m being offered to do.
December 2010
4 posts
Eating at City Cellar. La famiglia was so quick to revisit Roose…freakazoids.
Re-watching season 1 of Fringe. I forgot how fucking intense some of these scenes were.