October 2011
23 posts
A dyslexic person could potentially mistaken “gingerbread” for “gingerbeard.”
Trying to convince me a bagel is good b/c “it’s better the ones in the dining hall!” immediately lessens your argument, #imfromNY
RT @thechrisarmy: i bet Lindsay Lohan went straight home and put that judge in the burn book
RT @markleggett: If someone helps me, I’ll call them a “lifesaver”, because I’m imagining them being really sweet with a big hole.
RT @IamfunnyAf: A Girl in China lost her Virginity at the age of 13, She was called “Sum Yung Ho”
RT @thesulk: “Are you from Cincinnati?” “No. Bosboston.”
#nowwatching Death Valley
I know a place were here grass is really veneer
RT @sucittaM: I feel like a million bucks! Well, maybe just one buck. I feel like a deer. I’m drunk, touch my skin please.
“dude of course I staykedjee, she was polishs. You knows rm and polish girls”
OMG WHY ARE YOU CLIPPING YOUR NAILS ON A TRAIN LOL
“A condom is the glass slipper of our generation” #FightClub @caramcglew @carolynmullen @jessfalkenstein
Creating a remix called Waking Up In Philly. It’s going to be sad bc I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow, and that’s sad. #youtherefriday?
Want to follow someone, but she has 14,000 followers, even. How can I be that bitch to change it. I can’t.
“Where’s My Water?” iPhone game is so addicting. Holy moly.
Floor above: you totally agreed to a social contract in which you don’t transform into carpenters every morning at 2. LAY OFF THE HAMMERS
But she doesn’t like EWOKS! #himym
South Jersey for the weekend. Passed a Wall Street. Needless to say, ‘twas a little different than the one my kind knows and loves. #imissNY
There is so much sexual tension in the number 619.
Hey kiddies, plz stop wearing sunglasses into class. You might as well just hang an empty beer bottle around your neck. n00bs.
RT @kevingchristy: You had me at being attractive to look at.
Why are clogs the new fashion trend at Parkway West HS. Lion to the rescue.
#nowwhistling The Brady Bunch theme song